My dad left for milk but didn't come back!
by niggacumwater November 24, 2019
by EverybodyLovesMiyu May 27, 2022
Skateboarder: "Yo , that Gazelle flip was Milk.
Financier: Yo Wallstreet has been so Milk today.
Gardener: I can't believe those Geraniums popped like that. Straight milk!
Financier: Yo Wallstreet has been so Milk today.
Gardener: I can't believe those Geraniums popped like that. Straight milk!
by tincub January 08, 2023
by me no crap June 28, 2020
by _lupical June 06, 2022
Have you seen my dad? He told me he went to go for the milk at our local market, but he hasn’t come back yet.
by a definitioner January 21, 2024
An item that will take a male parental unit (particularly of the African American variety), over 16 years to acquire from the grocery store.
Today, we gather to hereby postulate that milk is, contrary to popular belief, not only a beverage but rather a liquid which exists in a kind of quantum superposition, suspended between the contradicting states of broth and sauce. Although milk can be consumed as a beverage, another application of milk is to assist in the consumption of cereal. Of course, we know that cereal is obviously soup. This therefore elucidates the impression that milk is a broth in which the cereal is suspended - a kind of solvent - solute relationship, if you will. However, we also realise that if we possess more cereal than this broth, then the roles of solvent and solute will be reversed - that is, cereal will no longer be suspended in milk. Rather, milk will be suspended in cereal. We therefore conclude that in this state, milk becomes a kind of cereal sauce. Our next task is to conclude at what point this change occurs. We first observe the course of cereal soup consumption, (assuming that, of course, one begins consumption of cereal soup with more cereal than milk, and ends with more milk than cereal). We now observe that at the beginning of this process, milk takes the form of a sauce. However, by the end, milk has become a broth. We can now summarily conclude that contrary to all presently held presumptions, milk changes form from a sauce to a broth during the consumption of the soup.
by jiggler junior October 04, 2018