Dave got hit by some poo that was dropped off of a boeing 747, and now he's in the ICU in the hospital.
by MrPhoton August 23, 2018
Get the poomug. by mcchrissc March 15, 2023
Get the Chrissy poo bearmug. Poo is a brown sticky ,hard and soft solid it comes out in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes poo is so big you need an extra flush
by poo is the best December 18, 2022
Get the Poomug. Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.
by Godivasports October 27, 2023
Get the poo creasemug. ‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said
‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly
They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned
He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said
‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly
They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned
He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
by My sister is dead August 31, 2021
Get the Poomug. Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."
Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."
by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025
Get the poo-primingmug. Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.
"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"
"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."
"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."
by Bewildered Xennial November 21, 2023
Get the Poo-ratmug.