Mirror Job

When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he'd sat on them. So, he had his clone give him a Mirror Job, and was still heterosexual afterwards.

by CoreyLovesPaintball July 27, 2009

Ink job

Female version of snake venom. 2 lesbians eat each other out in 69 position to point of squirting. They keep the juices in their mouths then face each other and spray the juices on each others face, like a squid releasing ink.

"She looks like she would ink job." "That ink job smeared her make up."

by Cobber22 May 1, 2015

job mob

A big group of faggots
A surprising amount of them are virgins

They also have really small cocks

Look it's job mob.. bunch of queers

by Shitty mcshitty March 15, 2017

Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010

Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper

Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.

by TangyBurrito February 27, 2020

Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.

I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.

by My Recession Job May 9, 2011

butt job

the act of giving someone (usually a male) a massage in their butt-sack region

yo i just gave willy a fat butt job

by Josh Washer September 14, 2022