Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

by LowBrow February 5, 2010

blue money phone

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone

1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.

by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

Money Gripper Tight

Stunna that doesn't want to let go of your money, let alone his.

Yo dogg, that homie right there is money gripper tight, he don't let no scrippa go.

by Big Izzle October 19, 2008

What about the money in Blackwater?

What a rat/snake says to it's boss about money that has been left there by a failed bank robbery

"What about the money in Blackwater??"
"Forget that, it’s gone. You talk like it’s the only goddamn money in the world!!!"

by Kriminat0r February 16, 2025

racin to the money

the better way to say skirt-skirt; commonly used by rapper Michael Conor

"Watch her racin to the money
We just crashing on these dummies"

by perksofbeingsidnee January 1, 2018

Just give me my money

tiktok trend where a group of people say just give me my money one by one and after that everyone applauds that person who said just give me money except the last person to make them feel embarrassed.

Person 1: Just give me my money.
Everyone: Applauds
Person 2: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 3: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 4: Just give me my money
silence

by seventeenf August 21, 2024