ella+jake

they are very toxic together and she becomes obsessed and he leaves and she becomes heartbroken again…..

ella+jake are not the smartest couple

by panackaed July 18, 2022

Jake

A guy with a NOICE COK

OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK

by 2020 is the best year SIKEEE!! July 12, 2020

best Jake stan

Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp

“Omg Becca is literally the best Jake stan ever.”

“Wow I love Jake stans, especially Becca.”

by Best jay stan April 19, 2022

Jake

did everones mom and got very ads

"he jaked off"

by verycoolmegasusperson August 21, 2021

The Shaun Jake

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.

"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."

by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021

Jake and Johnnie

the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb

Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie

by jackii13 June 20, 2024

Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.

by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023