happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017

Happiness

Happiness is a noun, although completely imaginary. There is no such thing as"happiness", only "lonely", "angry" and "sad". The so called "happy" people will try to convince you otherwise, but DO NOT LISTEN because they don't know shit. Happy people are idiots.

The happy person was filled with happiness

by Yoshi_idontunderstand February 13, 2021

green happiness

When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.

As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.

by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022

happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin

Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!

by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025

Happy Wave

The movement of a girl tit when you suck the nipple.

I Felt her Happy Wave last week.

by Hay- Hay January 27, 2022

Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.

“Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Seasonal Happiness

The joy you feel when the weather matches your experience of that season from the years before. From a European perspective that would mean flowers in spring, warm weather in summer, falling leaves in autumn and snow in winter.

I feel so much seasonal happiness when I look out the window in december and see it´s actually snowing.

by thierna November 29, 2023