Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

Flag

Get the Potato Dickmug.

Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.

I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.

by Jake1210 November 10, 2007

Flag

Get the Shrinky dickmug.

dick twitch

A scene in a movie or television show that excites a man's penis due to high amounts of action or nudity.

Watching Species II made my dick twitch for 90 minutes straight.

by Dr. Stephen F. Chang August 19, 2007

Flag

Get the dick twitchmug.

Dark Dick

When a light-skinned man has an unusually darker penis compared to the skin tone on the rest of his body.

Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Jimmy?
Guy #2: Oh, nothing. He just has a case of dark dick.

by manwithanorangeforahead August 11, 2010

Flag

Get the Dark Dickmug.

Dis Dick

A game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase "Dis Dick".

EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha

by mybayarea December 11, 2010

Flag