Chris crape

A sayin u say that means Chris craped
Yo Ryan’, Chris crape
Ryan: Chris crape domo Glizz grandma bleep fart
by Chrissy crames March 05, 2022
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Chris Handsome

Is an american that claims to be from Australia, but we all know the truth.
"I think Chris Handsome's last time is Nailsome"
by RealHurley April 27, 2018
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Chris Edwards

A term used for when a body part or appendage has gotten stuck inside a Pringles can
- Guys I Chris Edwards my foot
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Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
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Chris-Ballcancer

a person who denies having ball cancer yet wont show me their balls
by Jwill1109999999999 January 24, 2024
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Chris johns

Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.
by Badass6995 May 17, 2018
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chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
by Chrishammer November 10, 2015
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