Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Young Lad in his prime. Sometimes known as “The Cannon” or more recently “The Cannonball”. Famous for his many injuries and gourmet burgers, Chris spends his days playing sports and chewing gum.
by Redish Panda May 11, 2018
Get the chris mcculloughmug. by Merc42 December 2, 2018
Get the chris brueckenmug. by Boobychill February 5, 2024
Get the Chrismug. This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023
Get the Chrismug. by A deluce December 5, 2019
Get the Crimbo Chrismug. a term for when someone hops from one person to another; they don't stay in one relationship for too long
keith: "yo have you heard?"
dominick: "heard what?"
keith: "jveon pulled a chris baxford bro"
dominick: "damn... jit rlly be wildin"
dominick: "heard what?"
keith: "jveon pulled a chris baxford bro"
dominick: "damn... jit rlly be wildin"
by Delantae Woods December 22, 2022
Get the chris baxfordmug.