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Moscow Bear Slinger 

A modified version of the Doggy Style which can only be achieved with long haired women. In this sexual practice, the woman has some sort of String or anything that can chocke her in her mouth. The man pulls the String behind and forces her to face upside.

What you hope for are strokes, strong enough to give her a push forward while she is still able to hold onto the string, accompanied by deap sexual roars and her hair covering her back like a bears pelt.
Yesterday I tried the Moscow Bear Slinger and it went well until she bit through the cloth.
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Teddy bear 

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.
Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.
Teddy bear by B-ry. June 11, 2018
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Chloë Bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .
OH MAN , Here comes Chloë Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë Bear walks in)
Chloë Bear by Bulletin July 10, 2018

Chloë Bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .
OH MAN , Here comes Chloë Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë Bear walks in)
Chloë Bear by Bulletin July 10, 2018

chloe-bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .
OH MAN , Here comes Chloe-Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloe-Bear walks in)

gummy bear implants 

Gummy bear implants are a cohesive gel breast implant make from silicone. Gummy bears are known to be form stable and keep their shape. FDA approved. They are commonly inserted as a full-sized gel implant through an incision at the underside of the breast. The main advantage of gummy bear implants are that they do not leek if punctured.
I went with gummy bear implants for my breast augmentation.

Goomy bear 

a dumbass that doesnt understand or is really dumb
Omg Alex why would you do that your a goomy bear
Goomy bear by Joythegoomybear August 14, 2018