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Jack Bag

1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.

2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.
{man one} haha dude that is such a murse.
{man two} HELL NO! thats my Jack Bag!
by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009
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goof bag

Quit being such a goof bag
by hunybuny March 2, 2009
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Ass bags

When a womans ass starts to increase in size, but instead of increasing to just be big and nasty, it does something else.
An Ass Bag retains it's upper dimensions, but increases down the leg. It appears to grow out of the upper hamstring region.
To make sure you've seen a true ass bag, just watch it move. You will see the normal ass pieces move accordingly. But the bag will show up in the last portion of the stride(look at the lower butt where it meets the hamstring) as what can only be called...Ass Bags.

The cause of an ass bag is actually the ass starting to lose it's rounded shape. It forms a tear drop and starts dropping down the legs.
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The middle is starting in the process of gaining the status of "Ass Bag Holder" It is only starting the process.

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This version would have ass bags, but she's gained too much weight and now the bag is just her massive backyard.

Picture evidence is not common with this condition.
by The Jenkernaut October 16, 2008
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baby bag

Used to describe a freshly shaved scrotum.
Man 1: Hey Ron, what's new?
Ron: Just my baby bag, I'm do on set.
by Joel TK June 21, 2005
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Bagged Out

To be sidelined, rescheduled, re diarised or not chosen to spend time with because of those of the human species who have a ball bag or testicles. You can be bagged out by a female or male but only for a male.
Your female friend says she cant meet up for a drink/ changes plans due to/ or chooses an activity with a male rather than spend time with a girlfriend.

Your boyfriend cant go to the cinema with you because he would rather meet his mate down the pub constitutes being 'bagged out.'
by SCHNIKLE October 31, 2011
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Spunk Bag

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
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Sush-bag

A group of unwelcome patrons at your local bar who come downstairs after eating sushi at the Thursday-Sunday sushi bar upstairs. They do not normally come to the bar and do not mesh well with the regulars. Oftentimes, they hijack the jukebox by utilizing the "play now" feature, play horrible country music, and repeat numerous songs throughout the night. Should be avoided at all costs.
We were enjoying a pitcher of beer when, suddenly, the bar was overrun by sush-bags.
by Bret B. May 30, 2006
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