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Touche-Bag

1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.

2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.
"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"

"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."
by Pterodactyl April 28, 2007
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Jack Bag

1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.

2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.
{man one} haha dude that is such a murse.
{man two} HELL NO! thats my Jack Bag!
by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009
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goof bag

Quit being such a goof bag
by hunybuny March 2, 2009
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Ass bags

When a womans ass starts to increase in size, but instead of increasing to just be big and nasty, it does something else.
An Ass Bag retains it's upper dimensions, but increases down the leg. It appears to grow out of the upper hamstring region.
To make sure you've seen a true ass bag, just watch it move. You will see the normal ass pieces move accordingly. But the bag will show up in the last portion of the stride(look at the lower butt where it meets the hamstring) as what can only be called...Ass Bags.

The cause of an ass bag is actually the ass starting to lose it's rounded shape. It forms a tear drop and starts dropping down the legs.
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The middle is starting in the process of gaining the status of "Ass Bag Holder" It is only starting the process.

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This version would have ass bags, but she's gained too much weight and now the bag is just her massive backyard.

Picture evidence is not common with this condition.
by The Jenkernaut October 16, 2008
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Bagged Out

To be sidelined, rescheduled, re diarised or not chosen to spend time with because of those of the human species who have a ball bag or testicles. You can be bagged out by a female or male but only for a male.
Your female friend says she cant meet up for a drink/ changes plans due to/ or chooses an activity with a male rather than spend time with a girlfriend.

Your boyfriend cant go to the cinema with you because he would rather meet his mate down the pub constitutes being 'bagged out.'
by SCHNIKLE October 31, 2011
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Douche Bag

Douche Bag....

1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.

2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment

1) George W. Bush

2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
George W. Bush Kevin "The Fag", Federline Douche Bag
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garbage bag

prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner
judy usually kept a garbage bag in her purse
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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