Wannabe car guy

Someone who drives an automatic and posts pictures of their car but it looks like the car your grandma owns. their car is about as fast as a lawnmower and only worth about 200 dollars and an Xbox. Their car will be completely stock but they will put stickers like “built not bought” on it. They talk like they know every car ever built and know how to rebuild an entire engine even tho they don’t even know where the oil cap is located.

wannabe car guy : My 1995 Honda will gap you i installed twin turbos and it’s running 50 pounds of boost.

by SnakeMain December 29, 2019

pinky bi guy

a name for someone who pretends to be straight but is not

Did you see John with the pink sweater around his neck trying to flirt with Sophie?
He's such a pinky bi guy!

by supersnazzysnacks April 3, 2017

guy fieri job

When you're driving in a red convertible like guy fieri and you're getting a blow job.

My girlfriend gave me a guy fieri job the other day.

by SpecificTermForThat March 7, 2015

guys' night out

Two words - strip club.

The mere fact that a guys' night out even exists proves the dismalness of today's disgraceful society, in which people only care about sex.

by fireworks_are_blue August 20, 2004

gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys

A way to describe something that's really, really gay.

'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.

"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt

by dree October 26, 2005

heat repair guy

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent

coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is

by Shaft January 31, 2004

Fuck up guy

a guy that fucks above his station in life.

Dude, did you see that babe he was with? She is hot AND her dad owns Hilton. He is such a fuck up guy.

by :)Mnky February 16, 2010