Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

shit on rye

1. Expression used when someone can't decide what they want to eat after being offered several other options
2. Also a book title: Shit on Rye 501 things women say and what they really mean

Do you want pizza? A turkey sandwich? Shit on rye?

by DaniHeartbreaker April 23, 2010

Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.

It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.

by jgurbisz December 16, 2009

Fuck shit

Just some fucked up shit

Man thats some fuck shit

by Juicy_1978 February 13, 2018

shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

Doodle Shit

When one goes to the bathroom to defecate and brings along their iPod Touch, iPhone or Droid and ends up playing the App, Doodle Jump, while he/she drops a deuce.

Bro, last night I took a Doodle Shit and beat my high score by 20,000! It was crazy.

by DoodleShitting September 5, 2010