potato wanker

jye

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"

by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022

Potato

1. The greatest plant tuber ever created by nature. Many food contains it and becomes people's delicacy.
2. (Slang) A brown-skinned person who acts like East or/and SE Asian.
(Note that I'm not a racist though I've posted some slurs to share my knowledge)

A : What would you call a Mexican who reads manga, watches anime, eats Chinese food, listens to K-POP, supports Thai and Chinese stars/idols?
B : A potato?
A : Correct!

by Shiine-1 April 7, 2022

Sexy potato

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person

Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato

by The10008whoran April 14, 2022

potato medal

when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships

he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.

by rikabauer April 15, 2022

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

Potato man

Adam Phillips

Adam Phillips is a potato man

by Ghffgvff November 2, 2021

potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021