Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.
My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005
Get the pantsmug. by mnp123 July 1, 2009
Get the nicey-pantsmug. 1. Slang: One who is obnoxious or irritating
2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.
2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.
by Jelloflava July 31, 2008
Get the pantsmug. Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.
by Aztec03 July 23, 2018
Get the tobasco pantsmug. Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".
It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.
I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.
All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!
I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.
All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!
by Bog ding October 3, 2016
Get the Fucking pantsmug. Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.
by jawbone February 7, 2010
Get the pants whisperermug. The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.
(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
by Blinging July 11, 2018
Get the Swagger pantsmug.