Old

When you own Facebook

Wow your own Facebook; your so old.

by Cacti7 December 2, 2024

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

Old Gumby

The Act if whining when your friends leave an online group.

Come on man one more game!
Dude don't be an Old Gumby I've

got to go to bed and get up at 5am

by Shakyjimy April 19, 2010

old sham sandwhich

A really moldy shitty ass tasting sandwhich that comes ftom zombie cunts

Damn that zombie gave me an old sham sandwhich again

by Sham sandwhich January 27, 2017

Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.

This Group featuring old people. is odd.

by That one weirdo November 26, 2019

Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.

"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"

by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016