Grinch Shits

When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.

Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"

Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."

by Turhamkey March 16, 2013

wizard shit

the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there

by bung the booce October 21, 2014

shit rooster

Some one who is always starting trouble or running off at the mouth

John is a real shit rooster. Last week we almost got our asses kicked because of his mouth!

by Mrichie1031 November 23, 2013

Shit by Sodexo

The quality of food served at dining halls managed by Sodexo

P: That food was just awful.
M: No, it was shit by sodexo.

by daneit September 17, 2019

shit dad

A jackass dad who leaves the kid at 1 year

my bitch ass dad left me at 1 year old, im going to put a hit on him

shit dad

by sixjksdfjasd January 22, 2018

shit on a cat

To be upset with someone and tell them to leave you alone or piss off.

David: I wonder where he is. Scotty: I don’t think the grinch has forgiven us yet. David: oh he can go shit on a cat.

by Natertaterz January 23, 2018

Fuck shit

Just some fucked up shit

Man thats some fuck shit

by Juicy_1978 February 13, 2018