the one who fukd u in da ass

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked”

Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

no u

Used when there it no logically based argument available and short, meme-ish comeback is all one has to give, based mainly on one's own emotional, subjective point of view.

Intelligent person: *Gives a logically based conclusion.*
You: "No u."
Intelligent person: *Goes to minds their own business, letting you to do your own mistakes.*

by Annaria January 21, 2022

sybau u ain shkspr

Something someone says like a word or a sentence that could've been shortened.

"Where are you at right now" sybau u ain shkspr

by MonkeyTron402 February 10, 2025

No U

Something a Virgin enjoys saying on a day-to-day basis because they think it’s cool

Jack: You’re so annoying
Tim: No U
Jack: Stfu Fortnite Kid

by Daddy1407 December 11, 2020

Brady U.

Brady U. has dark brown hair and eyes he is a very inspirational guy he is very caring and he dose not judge by what you look like he likes you for you. He is on of the most kindhearted boys i know.his smile will light up any room at anytime. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet He is an amazing person in every single way He is a hard worker Brady is a very brilliant and charming guy Once you have a Brady in your life do not let him go.

Brady U. is the most amazing person i know

by Alicia200 August 22, 2018

ill block every guy for u

fucking in love with you.

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her

by hesmineonly March 27, 2023

No-U

RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.

You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2024