Costco boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They buy everything from Costco. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.

Dad: I’m so sorry, but your dog died

Costco boy: Tee hee

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

Meme Boi

He is a fucking god. Everyone loves him.
And he is MY HUSBAND SO DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM HE'S MINE.

That was such a Meme Boi!

It's Meme Boi. 'Nough said

by Memeboi'swife June 12, 2018

509.boi

STR8 Mf G, can’t even argue or disagree with this man right here.

“509.boi is such a good Instagram name”

by 509.boi November 23, 2021

Boy cheeky

Boy cheeky is a mysterious figure
Nobody knows they’re true identity
But we all know that they are very cheeky indeed

Man 1: are you boy cheeky
Man 2: wtf are you on about you pleb
Man 1: sorry

by Succulent anal seepage January 6, 2022

Boy employee

Boy employee is the antithesis of girlboss. A man that has no obvious purpose, just floats around and has no original ideas.

“Oh my god that girl is such a girlboss!” “meanwhile look at that boyfriend, he’s giving boy employee”

by LeahBrowne November 5, 2022

kiss a boy

on october 29 it is kiss a boy day. It’s a day that everyone needs to kiss a boy dont matter what sex you are.

(Rick) hey bro, wanna kiss?
(Matt) Yeah sure, it’s october 29 so it is kiss a boy day!
(Rick) after that u can suck me dick
(Matt) ofc bro, #nohomo

by alienbrick October 29, 2019

Boba-Boi

A Daitensai (a Great Genius), who is known for his funny inventions and inside jokes with others. He is one of the best geniuses out there in the world.

Person 1: Have you heard of Boba-Boi?
Person 2: oh, him? He's such a genius, yknow?

by Boba-Boi, Mammon Simp May 3, 2023