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Mexican tie

Having sex with four flexible and while one is on your dick two others shove soft tacos in there ass leaving it there until it is you turn to hop on the penis. you take out the soft taco and shove it in the mouth making him through up around his neck.
Rob got a Mexican tie last night.
He's nasty as fuck.
by Mexican t July 5, 2014
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mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something
Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.
by Frank David George July 10, 2014
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mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
by solarecreator July 29, 2014
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mexican stop sign

When reaching a stop sign all passengers excluding the drive run around the vehicle until reaching the same spot
by 007wordmaker August 6, 2014
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mexican souffle

IM SO GOING TO MEXICAN SOUFFLE TONIGHT
by SWONK September 16, 2014
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Mexican Tugboat

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014
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mexican trunk junk

Marijuana that is horrid. Mostly shake, stems and seeds, doesn't get you high, and doesn't last. Complete garbage.
by SmokeyBluntRoach November 15, 2014
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