Cooking with jack

A horror of a cooking show run by a man controlled by salmonella poisoning named Jack Scalfani. Only cook his food if you have a death wish.

Dude, are you watching Cooking With Jack?
Yeah?
That food looks like what came out of my asshole this morning.

by 3ggst3r April 6, 2022

Jack off

Look at porn and rub your dick because you cant actually get any real pussy.

Zach cant get sex so he went to "jack off"

by hambone_shs94 July 29, 2009

Jack Boyz

A wannabe gang on the eastside of Plant City Florida in the Tampa Bay Area. The only thing they cap is water bottles.

White kid: "Youse a jack boy?!"
Jack Boy: "Yeah mayne, we liturully jack boyz!" *wink*
White kid: *licks lips*

by Brotha Dyk Hung November 26, 2006

Jack Johnson

Another word for a talentless loser who's music will result in you hurting something or someone. This cheesy, boring, repetitive music is from a wave of crappy acoustic artists such as James Blunt.

*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.

"Look at that prick, he's got no talent at all, what a fucking Jack Johnson"

by Jackjohnsonhater July 17, 2006

car jack

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.

I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.

by torkhum July 22, 2008

jack butt

same as jack ass, but without the "naughty word".. use in front of children to avoid their parents pasting you one. entertaining when combined with "fucking"... thus defeating it's whole purpose.

person 1:"i only listen goth music because i am too goth for anything else."
person 2:"shut it, you're such a fucking jack butt."

by goof balls October 20, 2005

Flap Jack

A cool show on cartoon network.
Chowder is cooler though.

"Let's watch Flap Jack !"
"Sure. Oh ! And there's an episode of Chowder next."
"FUCK YES."

by ImLame. January 24, 2010