hog job

a sloppy bj

"when shes giving you a hog job and she slips a finger in you bog of eternal stench"- tyler redmond

by excitedpenis January 12, 2018

scooch job

The circumstance when you're with an attractive lady, known or unknown, and she has to scooch next to you, thereby giving you an erection.

"Dude I was with Cheryl last night at the show, she gave me a scooch job"

by Boontoggle February 7, 2014

blurb job

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.

You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver July 21, 2009

Mirror Job

When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he'd sat on them. So, he had his clone give him a Mirror Job, and was still heterosexual afterwards.

by CoreyLovesPaintball July 27, 2009

Voice Job

a job done with your voice, preferably when you are asked to do something because you have a really good voice. In the job family

It will be my first voice job!

by hunkytorrey December 8, 2011

super job

When 8 girls give you a blowjob

If your girlfriend and 7 girls get naughty and suck you off it's called a super job

by Richard6676339998888;) October 3, 2013

Larose Job

Noun

A job so easy that it's given to the laziest and least capable employee in order to boost their self esteem.

Pffft...Clean out the browser cache? That's a Larose Job...

by Gregman11111 May 27, 2018