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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.
1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"
by e-double January 18, 2006
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cause can

A term refering to an act or action that is possible or can be done.
"Why you always so happy for?"
"*Cause can*"
by DatOneSamoan August 24, 2017
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GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.
now all ya need to do is..
**GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN**
by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022
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dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021
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Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.
Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!
by kuckky August 4, 2022
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Wawa gas can game

A game where you buy the 2 gallon gas can from Wawa, and each participant picks out 3 items to put in the can. All items must be under these categories: milk, pastry, chocolate, and fruit. Whoever drinks the most wins.
Mason and Caleb never win the Wawa gas can game!
by Phhhhhart April 12, 2025
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