Fortnite is a bitch game about zombies and killing each other, it’s boring, play Minecraft, it’s about building, surviving, killing monsters with your friends. Fortnite copyrights dancing and shit from other game, I mean haven’t you noticed the revive card was stolen from Apex Legends where you get someone’s banner card or something then bring it to a revive thing? (I forgot what it was called but I think you get it by now)
Guy #1: I hate fortnite, what other game should I play?
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*
by A man with high standards July 27, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
Get the Fortnite in real lifemug. person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023
Get the fortnite kidmug. Friend:Hey do you have any money
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!
by CoolBirb October 10, 2022
Get the Fortnite kidmug. 
by Treeeeeee Runner October 16, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.