David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

David

David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay

Woah David is sooo gay.

by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

David

Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever

Omg David it’s so big

by Young thugga November 19, 2020

David

David is a crazy motherfucker, obviously gay who likes to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

David Rathbun

Smokes waayyyyyyyyy too much weed

It smells like weed, probably David Rathbun

by GayAssRonko November 6, 2020