retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable

“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed

by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022

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Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

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Cracked

An amazing player doing something crazy

OH 360 NOSCOPE IM CRACKED

by yo wassssssssup October 16, 2020

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Crack

Verb / Slang — To crack someone is to do sexual intercourse with them. Usually the person who is cracking makes the other person orgasm first.

Guy 1: “I want Bayonetta to crack me.”

Guy 2: “Same, dude.”

by Higuchi’s Wifey September 8, 2025

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Pot crack

Someone who smokes crack from an asshole

Yo bro your a pot crack?

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

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crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

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