chocolate stalker

Not just any stalker. A chocolate stalker is a ginger female that hunts down men of African descent purely for sexual purposes.

Did you see the birthday cake that your chocolate stalker left in your office?

by Rubmyrichard October 19, 2015

Chocolate Dropper

When someone drops fiery discharges out of their asshole

Hey Helen, i seem to have a mad case of the Chocolate Droppers

by Chocolate Dropper January 18, 2016

Chocolate fetus

When you take a shit so large it feels like you're giving birth.

"Oh man, Jerry, I just gave birth to a chocolate fetus!"

by Wallets August 28, 2015

Chocolate Diamond

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.

I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.

by Fappy Ham Slappy March 6, 2016

chocolate diamond

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out

I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!

by CrasierFrane March 6, 2016

chocolate rain

Diarrhea.

"Chocolate rain. some stay dry and others feel the pain."

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016

Chocolate rain

Rain that is made of chocolate and is often looked at.

CHOCOLATE RAIN! You look at it.

by I eat swag for breakfast October 23, 2016