Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

by cspvln January 3, 2017

Banana

You are a fucking retard for looking this up. Bananas are for eating not pleasure.

CLARE HOW COULD YOU!!! I was going to eat the banana for desert.

by Fuckherrightinthepussy6969 January 11, 2017

Banana

A yellow curved fruit
(Vulgar slang) a man'a genitals

Roommate 1: What banana are you talking about my peepee or a fruit.
Roommate 2: both you moron!

by Epictailz January 24, 2017

Banana Jizzmus

Funny business. Unexpected Tom foolery or shenanigans.

Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.

by meswmi October 30, 2012

Banana Cup

A cup filled with bananas. Not to be confused or used when referencing a Banana Pudding Cup.

"I have a banana cup, it is filled with bananas... not banana pudding."

by AetherPrime November 27, 2012

On the same banana peel

1. On the same page
2. Being bad at Mario Kart

Person 1: hey, that guy is kind of a tool right?
Person 2: yeah man, we're on the same banana peel

by Mariomaster September 7, 2013

Banana Loaf

The act of licking raw banana loaf or cake batter of a naked person's body parts.

Joe got annoyed with Charlotte for telling their friends about the time he did banana loaf to her.

by Bingbang August 11, 2012