April 29th

National cuddle a bear contented.

National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.

Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?"
Bro 2: "Monday?"
Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!"
Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."

by Digbars_leftovers. April 28, 2024

24th of April

Some book readers expecially shatter me series lovers celebrate Aaron’s Warner day.

Person 1:What’s on 24th of April?

Person2:It’s Aaron’s Warner birthday!!

by Emiii0 April 23, 2024

No idiots April

U cannot talk with idiots

No idiots April u wont talk with an idiot

by Tuje February 2, 2019

April

This girl is such a sweet girl, She's every guy's dream girl. Great conversation, great company, good noodles. Her memes are adorable, dastardly and heart wrenching I must say lol. April thank you for your friendship, it helped me to quit drinking and smoking years ago. No matter how many times I've fucked up over the years things that could've been easily avoidable she'll find the maturity to wish me well. I understand it's my fault, I lost my phone and was permanently locked out of my accounts. You've been a great friend, and you deserve much better than that. I know you're brilliant and you'll succeed at what you put your mind to. I hope you'll find happiness in every asset of life. No worries.

It's okay April, I forgive you.

by vitaliconrad November 5, 2022

April 17

April 17th is national make your boyfriend toe's curl day.

On April 17th, You give him some brain
You preform that one move that always makes him choke.
Give in to his fantasies and make him beg for more.

by FreshlyCutTulips April 16, 2024

April 8th

Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.

friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!

by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022

April 28

April 28th is fuck your girl like a slut day. So, when you see her on this day, you know what to do!

Guy: hey bro did you hear its april 28 today and the meaning of it

Other guy: yeah dude im going to my girls house today and fucking the shit out of her!

Guy: good for you bro

by hevebj April 27, 2024