Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.

Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?

by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021

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Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.

“Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*

by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020

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Chris

His drip is hard it rains

Dude look Chris drip so hard it started raining 🥶

by Alexsmokesrice March 3, 2021

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Chris-Fist'em!

When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.

Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

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Chris

Chris is the finest man i have every seen at my school. He’s athletic plays football and track, I wouldn’t say he’s any good but he has a nice muscly build. He also has braces and curls that low key kinda match my curl pattern.

Person 1: OMG did you see Chris walk by, ugh hes so fine

Person 2: Stfu you talk about him everyday.

by partygetsaslwetter May 16, 2023

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