U wanna clocked or what?

U wanna clocked or what?

U wanna clocked or what?

by anonymous January 25, 2023

Wait till u see the test

Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence

Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test

Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee

by itsyoboifritz2004 October 2, 2018

U up?

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.

They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.

“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”

Or

“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”

by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024

U

A word ppl use instead of “you” bc we are some lazy ass ppl

Who tf are u

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023

No u

An urge to sleep with the person above you

Sam: shut up
Bob: no u
(Sam and bob fuck)

by Real person that is real May 23, 2020

F U

F U means Fuck Umali and its a hatecrime against the Umali family.

Muska: "F U , KYS"

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAe July 2, 2022

Do what u gotta do

No matter what situation your in even if its a bad one.. If you got yourself into it just do what u gotta do.

So I met this chick at the bar but she's not that hot but she's DTF.. Just "do what u gotta do".

by VegasBombshell October 1, 2013