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Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester
Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored
by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021
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top dps

One that does most dps, even more than paradx.
Often a monk.

Cyka
Ipfromystick is currently the top dps
by SindreMA March 20, 2017
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Nashville Flat Top

You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.
I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.
by Geckster August 14, 2021
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Top

A top, is a person who is giving during sex not matter the position. Opposite from a bottom, a person receiving during sex no matter the position as well. A switch is both of these things. A top is different from a dom (a dominant person) the main difference being a dom being the person on top during sex and a top being the one giving during sex.

A difference between top, bottom, switch, dom and sub, is tops, bottoms and switches, are only same-sex/same-gender, enby/m, enby/f, enby/enby couples, doms and subs are m/f .
Grace: are you a top or bottom
Hailey: im a switch

Noah: are you a dom or sub
Andrew: im a dom
by paris_babe January 4, 2021
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Pocket top

A flap of fabric used as a closing cover for bags and pockets
"Look at the embroidery on that pocket top. I wonder if she did that herself."
by Frumpish July 7, 2024
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TOP AND DROP

The act of getting top from a male or female then bringing them to the middle of a large body of water and dumping them so that the body won't be found. The act of murdering the person is implied sometime between meeting them and dumping them.
Yo Jay, I did a dope top and drop this weekend, wish you were there to help.
by Daddy Ethy February 9, 2022
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Top

She’s definitely a top
He’s definitely a top
by Blu24 October 16, 2019
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