Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.

Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys

by Top Shotta March 3, 2024

granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020

Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.

Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.

by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019

Tin Top

simp

Tin Top, what a simp.

Hear Tin Top, simping all the time.

by cupotea1234 April 18, 2021

Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019

The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

by crudmonkey December 27, 2023