I cut you

I shall harm you with a bladed object, preferrably with a "switchblade" or a "butterfly knife".

Tony: Jim, you be a dumbass!
Jim: I cut you!

by Donnie "P" McEwan January 23, 2004

I blame Karn

When something unfortunate happens and you need something to blame. Works in any situation.

Person 1: "Dude! It happened again."

Person 2: "I blame Karn."

by rainbowgiggles August 3, 2011

And I was like,...really?

Phrase that at once concludes a narrative and indicates that all of the narrative details that have preceded this phrase have squandered irrecoverable moments of your life.

{Blah, blah, bitch, bitch, piss and moan}. And I was like,...really?

by 6semitones March 14, 2011

I went to Waterloo

A phrase commonly used by TheBajanCanadian throughout his and NoochM's Zombies Master Quest. Legend has it that the phrase was created when TheBajanCanadian was poking fun at NoochM's cousin.

"Pick up that nu-"

"I WENT TO WATERLOO!"

by Johnathon lestrange baxton dan August 22, 2011

I Respect You For That

What a guy will say to a girl when he finds out she's a virgin. It seems nice and he wants to seem like he has good intentions when he's frustrated that it will be hard if not impossible to sleep with the girl.

Boy: So how far have you gone?
Girl: I'm a virgin...
Boy: Oh, that's okay. I respect you for that

by insaneeelaine April 11, 2010

I ride the ride

What you yell during a brawl at IHOP. We sittin' here, I'm supposed to be a franchise eater and we in here fightin' over pancakes, not a waffle, not a waffle, we fightin' over pancakes.

I ride the ride. I be in here eating pancakes, fucking pancakes, but I ride the ride.

by KeenanKanye January 27, 2011

I am a creb

I am a creb

I am a creb

by JonoLow127 April 26, 2017