The act of wrapping your penis in sand paper and blasting someones asshole with your fat cock, Aka engaging in anal sex with a penis covered in a sandpaper condom!
by Junktap April 28, 2014
Get the sandy specialmug. When the male partner unleashes his jizz on a chcago style deep dish pizza, chews it, then spits on the genitals of another male then rubs it in nice and good.
by The Cum Drinker February 2, 2021
Get the The Redditor Specialmug. After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.
by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023
Get the The Captain’s Specialmug. A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010
Get the Painter's Specialmug. by Tryagain4me July 25, 2019
Get the Dennys Specialmug. by Loverkay556 January 29, 2025
Get the Pootie specialmug. by Catassassin October 10, 2020
Get the texoma specialmug.