The Alver’s Special

A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)

Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.

by Mill Boy May 26, 2021

"special letter" literature

cliterature: "Steamy" prose or poetry.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.

I prefer just run-of-the-mill reading-material; no "special letter" literature for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO October 4, 2020

WD Special

a combo performed by WD which can only be performed by WD himself:
a quick nicotine hit, a “fuck you”, a shove, another nicotine hit, and a choke

“Give me a WD Special

by cmonney March 1, 2023

fathers day special

Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.

Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!

by richravens900 June 19, 2022

Golf Course Special

A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.

Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.

by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023

extra special sorry

1. A terrified apology.

2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.

I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!

I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.

by ergolynn February 20, 2010

sandy special

The act of wrapping your penis in sand paper and blasting someones asshole with your fat cock, Aka engaging in anal sex with a penis covered in a sandpaper condom!

Last night i gave shelly the Sandy Special, her dirt road will never be the same!

by Junktap April 28, 2014