play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness

I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

A Rummy playing Phenom

Carlos Chavez known as the hit man ran 15 games of Rummy. To date, he has yet to been beat.

A Rummy playing Phenom

by Rummy inspection December 31, 2013

Playing peekaboo

When your talking/texting to somebody and they ghost you, only to comeback weeks or days later like nothing happened.

"bruh this mf playing peekaboo or some shit, he wanna act all cutesy like he aint leave me on read for a month."

by wh0r3forth1gh$ January 29, 2021

Playing the TinMan

Masturbating to fetish porn involving robots or using robotics for sexual pleasure

I was playing the tinman last night and accidentally broke your toaster.

by Geekelement and Waveraider June 15, 2011

Power Play

Sending someone a picture of your scrotum to assert dominance via text

"This bitch wont listen to what I have to say." "Just power play her, she will listen then."

by shrekitralph200 May 28, 2018

Josh plays Clan Royale

A guy who plays with gay decks and ducks his opponents in Clash Royale

Josh you gay homosexual stop playing Clash royal Josh plays Clan Royale

by Hitler is the goat March 29, 2023

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014