by Globglogabgalabb March 20, 2023
Get the David Championmug. David is a king. Not just only a king he does more for people than him self, David smokes all his pain away with backwoods and marijuana. He loves sport and loves sex. Big personality big heart and big dick.
David , I’m scared of that nigga
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
by BarkShigga May 14, 2021
Get the Davidmug. To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it
by Stupidspic June 15, 2023
Get the Davidmug. david turnbull is a loser with 0 friends, no social life is gay with no bitches. david turnbull is a perfect example of the term L, a good example of what to say to a david turnbull is the following:
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
person 1: “have u seen david turnbull lately?”
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
by vanillaflavouredcumbaglolxd November 2, 2022
Get the david turnbullmug. by Hottie_man November 18, 2022
Get the Davidmug. Oooh thats David sign my autograph
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend
by Godhand.Kuma February 18, 2021
Get the Davidmug.