by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. 
When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".
by Thatnucca November 20, 2020
Get the Mighty Michaelmug. trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»
i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael
bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn
i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael
bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn
by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021
Get the Michael Shettlermug. It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
Hey you see that guy over there?
Hey you see that guy over there?
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Michael, Sexy, handsome guy with a huge dick. he is also very smart and is the best boyfriend you could ever have, he makes girls, tap out very fast.
Michael The best boyfriend you could ever have
by kjckjdjns March 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.