Michael Shettler

The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.

by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021

Mighty Michael

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".

Last night we got crazy and pulled a mighty Michael in the staircase.

by Thatnucca November 20, 2020

Michael Pena

Drinks hotdog water to stay hydrated during his basketball games. Rico hates him. Kinda slow too

You see that guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.

by BigNorth January 19, 2022

Michael Stobbart

Likes to look at little kids

Michael Stobbart has a foot fetish He is also a bash at Fortnite

Guy: I really like feet
Other Guy: Ok then Michael Stobbart

by Benlikeslily May 25, 2019

michael sprague

A fat nigger no brain cell Fucking cuck master who has a chode he gets pisted easily because his dad beat him as a kid because his dad is a crack addict and created a retard fucking nigger with a hard R yep A mothafuking hard R, like fuck man! He is a big rwetard

Michael Sprague, has a chode and has no braincells

by Truthful Liar February 20, 2018

michael millward

Very determined man that will finish the day in a victory. Also can't be stopped.

Michael Millward will dominate this world.

by Michael Millward February 13, 2018

Pulling a Michael

Being a jobless hermit until your mid twenties.

Guy 1: Hey has Frank got a job yet?
Guy 2: Nah, From what I hear he's pulling a Michael.

by Will1874 January 13, 2021