Someone who is better off than 99.9% of the world's population, yet is still conviced that his life sucks.
emo kid: Life sucks. There is nothing but pain. Etc...
Kid with real problems: I know. My Dad just lost his job, and now we have two weeks before we get deported back to (insert name of third world dictatorship here). I was really hoping we'd never have to go back there, since crime and warlords pretty much run the place and my whole family has bullet and knife wounds from all the times we were robbed when we lived there, not to mention the fact that there was almost never any food. Plus now when we get back we won't have any money or a house...
emo kid: leave me alone, I'm busy cutting myself
Kid with real problems: I know. My Dad just lost his job, and now we have two weeks before we get deported back to (insert name of third world dictatorship here). I was really hoping we'd never have to go back there, since crime and warlords pretty much run the place and my whole family has bullet and knife wounds from all the times we were robbed when we lived there, not to mention the fact that there was almost never any food. Plus now when we get back we won't have any money or a house...
emo kid: leave me alone, I'm busy cutting myself
by d3d April 17, 2006
Get the emo kidmug. It's a pirate that can't afford an eye patch so he wears his bangs like emo to cover the area of his face where the missing eye is.
Unlike emos, these pirates would cut other people, not themselves.
Unlike emos, these pirates would cut other people, not themselves.
by Slunjan August 16, 2008
Get the Emo Piratemug. A REQUIRED hair style of the Emo cliche. Covering 3/5ths of the face at an angle.
Usually greased and black with random highlights of red or green.
Usually greased and black with random highlights of red or green.
"Lookit that guy.... how can he see with that emo shwa covering his eye?"
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"I think Timmy has gone emo..."
"Well, how can you tell?"
"He's got that emo shwa."
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"I think Timmy has gone emo..."
"Well, how can you tell?"
"He's got that emo shwa."
by Krispen November 7, 2006
Get the emo shwamug. emo girls are easy to get into the sack but theyre usually really dirty. they dont have much self esteem cuz they feel they have to dress and act a certain way to get acceptance.
by bryan18 August 17, 2005
Get the emo girlsmug. A stupid person who thinks they are emo, a person who made their parents take them to footlocker so they could buy a pair of converse and only own one black t shirt that they wear everyday and deny that they've been wearing the same nightmare before Christmas shirt for two months. They have virtually no idea how to wear makeup and sneaks their mom's black eyeshadow or results to coloring on their eyes with a black pastel crayon, claiming that it is makeup. An emo wannabe is a total poser who is too afraid to actually cut themselves and usually just scratch themselves with a bent paperclip and try's to pass it off as "scars" when you don't even break the skin.
Emo: *talking to other emos* Guys, that slipknot concert Saturday was like, so awesome I almost screamed like a stupid conformist fan.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.
by NunyaBuisnessSoStopAskin January 7, 2011
Get the Emo wannabemug. Like Asians they all look alike.
Often insults to those who suffer from Manic Depression (Bipolar Disorder)
Give a bad name to anyone who is truly emotional.
Those who are truly emotional or truly have a hard life are in turn referred to as "emo" thus making them hate life more and realize that society has turned into a judgmental group of tosspots that don't deserve the air they breathe: see douchebag; asshole; fuckstick; shithead; cunt; any derogatory term for an insufferable human being.
Emo 1: My life is awful my dad took away my Porsche because he found my razor and heroin in the glove box.
Emo 2: Dude that sucks, my dad took away my Playstation 3 because he found me drinking my tears whilst wearing my mothers undergarments.
Bipolar dude in the background: I should fucking stab you two little over-indulged inbreds in the heart...but you'd probably enjoy it and get another fag boyfriend and a record deal out of it. Well, off to run in the gorgeous fall weather.
Often insults to those who suffer from Manic Depression (Bipolar Disorder)
Give a bad name to anyone who is truly emotional.
Those who are truly emotional or truly have a hard life are in turn referred to as "emo" thus making them hate life more and realize that society has turned into a judgmental group of tosspots that don't deserve the air they breathe: see douchebag; asshole; fuckstick; shithead; cunt; any derogatory term for an insufferable human being.
Emo 1: My life is awful my dad took away my Porsche because he found my razor and heroin in the glove box.
Emo 2: Dude that sucks, my dad took away my Playstation 3 because he found me drinking my tears whilst wearing my mothers undergarments.
Bipolar dude in the background: I should fucking stab you two little over-indulged inbreds in the heart...but you'd probably enjoy it and get another fag boyfriend and a record deal out of it. Well, off to run in the gorgeous fall weather.
emo (adj.)
Ex.1:Any lonely queer reading this right now getting upset and offended because yet another person went out of their way to expand on the lonely, depressing, "black-sheep", "lone-wolf" subculture that obviously doesn't understand that those stupid scratch marks on their arms are going to ruin their chances at a decent job someday.
Ex.II: Any lonely queer reading this that took offense. Simply because they feel they are emo and are now going to either a)cry
b)cut themself
c)both
d)continue to be offended not realizing that this site is just a way for judgmental assholes like the author of every racist, sexist, chauvinistic, prejudiced, bigoted definition on here to be an obnoxious douche and choose some culture, sub-culture, fashion, style or scene and to rag on said culture, sub-culture, fashion, style or scene and entertain other obnoxious douches/ignorant assholes/bored college or high school students around the world at the same time
e) all of the above
ExIII: Secretly David Duchovny. (He just gets laid because he's famous. They only get laid when they're famous)
Ex.1:Any lonely queer reading this right now getting upset and offended because yet another person went out of their way to expand on the lonely, depressing, "black-sheep", "lone-wolf" subculture that obviously doesn't understand that those stupid scratch marks on their arms are going to ruin their chances at a decent job someday.
Ex.II: Any lonely queer reading this that took offense. Simply because they feel they are emo and are now going to either a)cry
b)cut themself
c)both
d)continue to be offended not realizing that this site is just a way for judgmental assholes like the author of every racist, sexist, chauvinistic, prejudiced, bigoted definition on here to be an obnoxious douche and choose some culture, sub-culture, fashion, style or scene and to rag on said culture, sub-culture, fashion, style or scene and entertain other obnoxious douches/ignorant assholes/bored college or high school students around the world at the same time
e) all of the above
ExIII: Secretly David Duchovny. (He just gets laid because he's famous. They only get laid when they're famous)
by The Red Avenger December 9, 2008
Get the emo (adj.)mug. A gay group of people who where their hair to the side because they suck. They usually don't know what emo really is and think that falloutboy and Taking back sunday and MCR are "Emo bands". Emo kids are losers.
by Klashinzanzibar May 21, 2006
Get the emo kidsmug.