wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

wet dog krump

A modern dance, similar to the krump-style of brooklyn, in which the performer acts as if he/she is a wet dog that must dry himself.

Check out his krump style, but why's he shaking like a wet dog? ohhhhh...wet dog krump

by assbreakerbreadbaker May 17, 2014

wet gummy bear

Blow job with no teeth

She got super head with no teeth, dat wet gummy bear!

by bod1914 May 20, 2014

Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.

They had a Wet Fish Finder last night.

by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

wet with words

when a dude can text a girl the right words that turn her on.

Chris : dude check this out i got this girl totally into me.She wants to come over tonight to fuck me.
Dude: dude isn't she Tylor's ex girl?
Chris : ya but that never stopped me.
Dude:your to good at getting them wet with words
Chris :I know

by PizzaManDude October 3, 2014