Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

sherbert cookies

State police code word for marijuana Honeypot that has a GPS tracker embedded in it.

Dude, don't pick-up the sherbert cookies you find on Melrose. It's a trap!!

by SooooWestCounty August 6, 2019

cookies

the slang term used among stoners to describe weed
dude did you bring the cookies i brought the papers

smooking on cookies in the hotbox

by baccarat22 November 15, 2022

Digestive cookies

Special offers

I got some great Digestive cookies

by Cody5050 June 25, 2022

cookie adds

wen a website has the add of "we use cookies to show the info"

fuck off cookie adds

by the mulit man May 13, 2019