American Hijab

When you leave skid marks on someone's head.

I smashed that hot new intern and left her with an American Hijab, GOD BLESS THE USA YEE YEE!

by M.A.RIII June 14, 2025

That does not make American sense.

Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.

You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.

by AllSeeingElephant June 11, 2024

American

Used to convey a sense of retardedness, usually about a story or idea.

“That is the most American thing I have heard all day, David from Mississippi” -The rest of the world

by Dominoe’s pizza December 30, 2022

American Water

beverages like coca-cola

Those kids focus really well on American water.

by parquet52 October 25, 2020

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

American Johnny

A nickname and a term to describe a male person embodying the traditional moral, ethical and cultural values of the United States of America.

George loves steaks, barbecue and driving his Mustang. He's a regular American Johnny.

by dicktionar May 31, 2023

Americanned

To say something racist or stupid while refusing to accept that they are wrong on so many levels.

Karen said she knew 2+2 is 5 because a Chinese man from Japan told her as all Asians are basically Chinese and good at math... she completely Americanned

by Chalkerz October 10, 2020