double special

When a man is having sexual intercourse with an obese woman, but is penetrating her abdomen because he cannot reach her vagina cavity. For the woman to "get off", he then inserts his fist into her anal cavity while he is thrusting his pelvis into her midsection.

"Girl, he got me so good with the double special last night!"

by sashmcc August 24, 2016

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025

The Riot Special

A reference to the video game 'League of Legends' where the game developer Riot Games nerfs the champion, nerf it again, nerf the item and then leave the champion untouched with no compensation buffs

The Riot Special:

X champion is OP because of item

Nerf champion

Nerf Item later on

by abibyama June 01, 2018

Swetye Special

When someone leaves food out. Usually after making a really nice meal and using a bunch of ingredients and going the whole nine yards to cook up some bomb food, (ie: Steak, Chicken, Ribs,) this person will just leave a mess in the kitchen and not clean any of it up. Furthermore, the food is usually left out for at least 24-72 hours. It is unknown why Swetye Specials happen amongst some people. Some will say they are trying to show off their meal, while others will say the person is just a bit clumsy and forgetful. Therefore, the reason why Swetye Specials arise vary amongst person to person...

John Apple-Tree: "Yo bro did you hear that Zak made some fire ass steak the other night?"

Cody Maverick: "Yea boss it looked really good when he was cooking it up, but he left another fucking Swetye Special in the Kitchen.... is this kid ever gonna figure it out and clean up after himself ?"

by stanimal51 May 15, 2021

The Jersey Special

Refers to the phenomenon generally associated with drivers from New Jersey, where they pull out in front of you on the road and go 10 mph under the speed limit.

Sorry I was late, some asshole hit me with the Jersey Special on 113.

by GeshieGempFrem December 05, 2023

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015

Alley Special

The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.

“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”

“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”

“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”

by Dee-Dee Biafra January 01, 2019