semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023

Multi-retard

Someone with too many disabilities to count.

Multi-retard

by CCCracker November 30, 2023

Dumbass retard

You

You dumbass retard

by DasRetard December 5, 2023

Psychologically retarded

Cameron r davis

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded

by Badgirl24 December 9, 2023

Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024