Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Black Ball Play

When you play basketball with exclusively black balls. This is unlike the famous story of Rosa Parks.

I only do black ball play, none of that orange ball play shit.

by Mrbuttholesmeller June 3, 2023

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

Play cub

A young playboy who targets and plays the market of cougars.

Theres the play cub smelling out some rich cougar

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

Guy Who Plays Drumset

If his name is Ian, then he's really hot, tall, and has beautiful blue eyes.

That Guy Who Plays Drumset is so bleepin' cool

by Fujiwara no-Sai May 3, 2019

Play Stationed

To become the victim of identity theft due to lacking security on websites one is required to register for just to view, access or otherwise download documentation that should normally be accessible on a public link.

Thanks to that site's pitiful security, I got Play Stationed.

by TheHumanWiki November 13, 2011