bane of my existence

noun
something that is of annoyance, disturbance, ect.

minecraft builder: creepers are the bane of my existence
any minecraft player ever: yeah, same

by kawaii~devil September 21, 2019

It's my glass of beer

You can use this when you really like something. It's the opposite of "it's not my cup of tea".

Football, it's my glass of beer.

by APA - Bristol October 15, 2019

slay my life

Used to express when someone does something or lives in a way that makes your life seem inferior in comparison

Person 1: Hey guys I'm the valedictorian!
Person 2: Wow, I'm not even close to that! Slay my life!

by KristenAndFriends July 4, 2017

play with my hair

the best feeling in the entire world

if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart

by idek12234 February 26, 2018

save my dinosaur

"Suck My Dick"-Amistad Academy 8th grade scholars

"Mr.Grillow can save my dinosaur!"

by Amistad Scholar March 5, 2017

Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex

Cum here and suck my apples big daddy.

by Bigdaddyslimsexy June 13, 2016

not even in my dictionary

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief

A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.

by nopassword June 3, 2016