by Flea Sisters February 02, 2005
by Ur mum gei October 12, 2018
The American boy that fights off bullies, gets Valedictorian, and gets voted Student Body President.
by MMintGum April 12, 2017
When things are getting heated and you don't want your girl to get the full advantage of the Mighty Totem but you still want her to get a taste of the goods you spread eagle but pull up to allow full access to remainder of the bits; pull the fierce part up into yourself up into your chest to allow for excellent flappy foreplay. Like the warm-up band before the main event.
Ali granted his girl Jen the All Access Pass, giving her the necklace to warm up for the Main Event.
by cdjones December 17, 2007
by Jrizzle December 17, 2004
It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.
“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!
by GoofyAhhUncleTio May 22, 2022
This is an expression used by a pussy when he and his friends get involved in a fight. The person who uses this expression generally looks for a weak person from the other side who agrees with this pussy sentiment so they can watch the fight in bliss while their friend gets ganged up on and kicked while he is down.
Julie: "You asshole! You could have hurt someone with that bottle!"
Sean (Julie's boyfriend): <Runs away to woods>
Drew: "We're all friends here..." <picks another pussy to hang out with and watch the fight>
Matt: LOL <gets his ass kicked, literally, by two of the guys on the other side>
Sean (Julie's boyfriend): <Runs away to woods>
Drew: "We're all friends here..." <picks another pussy to hang out with and watch the fight>
Matt: LOL <gets his ass kicked, literally, by two of the guys on the other side>
by Jack-O June 13, 2006