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mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...
Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.
by TpaShocker April 13, 2013
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mexican sausage

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.
i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage
by dickery doch May 18, 2013
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Mexican scoot

The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.
I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.
by cdhrham420 June 20, 2013
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Mexican Radio

slang for the human buttocks, the ass, particularly a farting one
Bob over there on the Mexican Radio, why it stinks, he ate some beans earlier
by justsomedude36 December 23, 2013
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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
by county boy 101 February 27, 2014
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Mexican tie

Having sex with four flexible and while one is on your dick two others shove soft tacos in there ass leaving it there until it is you turn to hop on the penis. you take out the soft taco and shove it in the mouth making him through up around his neck.
Rob got a Mexican tie last night.
He's nasty as fuck.
by Mexican t July 5, 2014
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mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something
Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.
by Frank David George July 10, 2014
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