tuck my boy in

The art of tucking an erect penis, after placing it pointing upwards on one's belly, under the waistband of a trouser or pyjama. Something guys often do to hide a narb in a public place. This stunt must only be performed if the erection is greater than 60% and one is not topless. Usually performed in shared dorm after waking up or at your in-laws house.

Samantha: Hey, Mark! Come join us, we are watching the Other Woman!! It's so fun! Kate Upton is looking so gorgeous in it!!
Mark: Can't ! I have to pick up some stuff for the office party tomorrow. Andy, are you coming?
Andy: Ok, man! Just let me tuck my boy in first!

by abwolverine September 24, 2016

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Fuck my nuts!

When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.

"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."

by FMN68plus1 December 10, 2015

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peak of my existence

The Peak of Existence is not an actual place due to it having no beginning or end, it is simply a reality compacted full of questions and concepts that explain the meaning of life more as you ascend upward.

This is the peak of my existence, isn't it?

by siennastyles:p March 29, 2021

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