Larose Job

Noun

A job so easy that it's given to the laziest and least capable employee in order to boost their self esteem.

Pffft...Clean out the browser cache? That's a Larose Job...

by Gregman11111 May 27, 2018

super job

When 8 girls give you a blowjob

If your girlfriend and 7 girls get naughty and suck you off it's called a super job

by Richard6676339998888;) October 3, 2013

Knee Job

Knee Job /nē ˌjäb/
noun: knee job; plural noun: knee jobs
A knee job, or KJ, is a sexual act that involves using your knees to pleasure cocks.

Got a sweet knee job last night. Busted all up under those tight caps.

by SweetKnees June 15, 2020

Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.

I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.

by My Recession Job May 9, 2011

Horn-job

when animals that have horns rub each others genitails with their horns to increase their excitement

the dinasours started to give each other horn-jobs because they were feeling really rambunctious

by thatguy20125 August 24, 2014

E-job

a word use to describe a virtual blowjob

Jack," I just got an E-job the other day man, it was great"
John,"Isn't that kind of cheating on your wife?"
Jack,"..."

by aloha hack-bar November 18, 2016

shark job

Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.

Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"

by Mike wazoski January 18, 2017